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Tonsils... Yuck

16 September 2026

Tonsils are such a weird concept because WHY do I have these white little smelly rocks coming out of my mouth?!

And if they don't want to come out, they decide that, well, I'm going to swell up your entire throat and make your life miserable.

WHY?

I really do not understand the concept of tonsils.

Like, what exactly are we doing here?

Why are you in my throat?

Why are you producing little smelly rocks?

And why, when you decide you're not happy, does my entire throat have to suffer?!

Anyway, I'm writing this because I am currently down with a swollen throat, and I am NOT having a good time.

I can't even eat peanuts because of this.

PEANUTS!

Do you understand how serious this is?!

😂

At this point, I'm just trying to survive.

So if you see me being quiet, minding my business and looking miserable, just know that my tonsils have decided to ruin my week.

Tonsils... Boo hoo!

What is one completely unnecessary body part or bodily function that you genuinely don't understand? 😂

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